*sigh*

The start of another football season, and just as springtime is the time of year that the swallows return to Capistrano (actually, a highway overpass north of Capo, but why ruin the moment with such details?), this is the time of year that UCLA breaks in a new offensive coordinator.  Usually, it's merely a disaster, an embarrassment, but this year, it may be even worse.  Add in a new football coach, a 3rd or worse string quarterback, and a young team, and an opening game with Tennessee, and you have the makings of the perfect catastrophe. 

We'll just have to see how much Teflon Rick has, and if he has enough to protect the team.